me: can i get ur mom number? friend: here u go: me: ohh strange i already had it.
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No because they already are on one
why can't emos have add
cus they are already scatter brained
My bff asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?" I said: "Why?" My bff says: "Well its because he was already cheating." I said: "KNEW IT!"
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I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante and Neymar! At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
I heard you were looking for a stud... I already have the STD, all I need is u.
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide ? You can't do anything he's already on line
Idk why we have to make jokes about this, its already a joke
Gf:Hi
Bf:Hi
Gf:did you eat yet
bf:did you eat yet?
Gf:are you copying me?
Bf:are you coping me??
Gf:i love you
Bf:yeah i ate already
q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
a: They already ate the bat.
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What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The colour orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'seperate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, its a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
They tried to make me laugh but I was already DYING.
I could never fall out a boat because I've already fallen for you.
Why is UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
Knock knock! who's there? baby! baby who? do u want to eat this baby that i have prepared? no thanks i already ate.
wanna hear a joke ? no IM already looking at one
It's getting near midnight and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
