q: Why is China so bad at baseball?
a: They already ate the bat.
Me to friend: I'm homeschooled Friend: if I was homeschooled I'd kms Me: oh, I already tried that.
I could never fall out a boat because I've already fallen for you.
Why is UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
They tried to make me laugh but I was already DYING.
wanna hear a joke ? no IM already looking at one
It's getting near midnight and I can already hear Big Ben. He's upstairs pumping the wife.
Knock knock! who's there? baby! baby who? do u want to eat this baby that i have prepared? no thanks i already ate.
so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car
Idk why we have to make jokes about this, its already a joke
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common they both wanna die and cut so they can die faster but they are already dead already dead to me!
“Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!” “What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!” “They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!”
Why is it called a building if its already built?
I snorted a line of coke off my 8 year old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining. Probably because she was already dead
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn cause she’s already got a ring on her
Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.
Time to go to New York to visit the twin towers.
They’re already getting closer
Me - why u need to use shampoo when ur already bald🤣
So little johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!
If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?
Little johnny smiled and said: A bus driver!
everyone take off your pride flags its already a new month
