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so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car

“Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!” “What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!” “They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!”

Why is it called a building if its already built?

Which planet would I consider dating?

I don’t know, but not Saturn cause she’s already got a ring on her

Joaquin Phoenix as The Joker is like Heath Ledger if he overdosed on prescription drugs... Oh, wait. He already did.

Me - why u need to use shampoo when ur already bald🤣

Time to go to New York to visit the twin towers.

They’re already getting closer

everyone take off your pride flags its already a new month

little johnny's mom got a call from school saying to come over, as she dose she is met by the principal. they go into his office and the principal say "your son is going to be suspended for a week for blowing clouds in the bathroom." the mother responds "he is fifteen, how is he blowing clouds already? bring him in here." a boy walks in and johnnys mother says "this isnt my son, bring him in here i would like a word with him." the principal replies "ma'am, this is clouds." the mother feints

You guys asked for a joke? Well you're in luck, cause you already are one!

do depressed people hate swimming. They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression but they love it cus it might make all their dreams come true

I was going to make a depressing joke but my parents already did.

Why are carpenters never horny after work? Because they’ve already spent all day getting hammered and nailing things

When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead

NASA stands for nobody already seen astronauts