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What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers

You guys asked for a joke? Well you're in luck, cause you already are one!

I was going to make a depressing joke but my parents already did.

do depressed people hate swimming. They hate it because they are already drowning in their depression but they love it cus it might make all their dreams come true

When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead

NASA stands for nobody already seen astronauts

what do you say to a woman with two black eyes? nothing you ain't already told her twice.

Sonic can run around the world in a second, i can do it in 0.5, ----- but chuck Norris has already done it before us.

Why shouldn't you make fun of burn victims Because they've already been roasted

One way to not pick up girl is to say, “are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you.” I tried it on a girl and she is now terrified to come near me.

How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?

Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair

It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit

My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.

Why doesn't Mexico win any medals in the summer Olympics anymore? Because all the Mexicans that can run swim or jump are already here.

My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tryed to fight me so i said: IF you wanna fight me ill run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs ill already be down the stairs waiting and he started crying