Airplane jokes
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
Viggie tickles.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
What did the one tower say to the other?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.