Airplane jokes
There were 5 people on an airplane.
1. The pilot 2. The businessman 3. The Minister 4. The school child 5. The Smartest person in the world
The plane takes off, a good, solid 1 hour in. The pilot comes out and says, "OK guys, I have good news and bad news."
"Bad News is the plane is gonna crash. The good news is that I have 4 parachutes."
The pilot says to his passengers, "Well I'm a pilot, I fly planes. People depend on me!" Took a parachute and went out.
The businessman stands up and says, "Well I'm a businessman, I run companies!" Took a parachute and went out.
The smartest person in the world stands up and says, "I'm the smartest person in the world. No one is smarter than me!" Took a parachute and went out.
Now the minister says to the school child, "Well God has given me a good life. I want you to take the last parachute," and the school child has a massive smile on her face and starts laughing all of the sudden and the minister says, "Why are you smiling?! We're about to die!!!!"
And the school child says to the minister, "Well actually [we're] not gonna die because there are still 2 parachutes left because the smartest person in the world just took my school bag!"
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces? Boeing boeing boeing.
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.
Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
I walk into school, and look up praying.
"Man, would be a shame if the buildings fell from an airplane."
Nothing happened. There is no God.
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.