Airplane jokes

A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.

My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.

Viggie tickles.

What do you call a flying bus?

An Airbus.

How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.

My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.

What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?

Fly Guy

When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."

Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.

What did the one tower say to the other?

"Here comes the airplane!"

Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.

I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.

You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.

What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?

Josef Vasicek.

What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?

They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.

Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?

Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.

What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?

"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"

I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.