Airplane jokes
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Viggie tickles.
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
How do terrorists feed their babies?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.