Airplane jokes
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Viggie tickles.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What is the difference between me and the Twin Towers?
My mom was only airplane feeding me a spoon.
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore.
And if I tried it, it would probably crash and burn.
It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
How do terrorists feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane... and then the second!"
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!