Airplane jokes
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
Viggie tickles.
Memes
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.