What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Wanna hear some famous last words?
"We are just experiencing some turbulence."
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
My heart is like a plane.
It crashes every once in a while.
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
How did the flight attendant want their burger?
Just plane!
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
The pilot goes "We're going down!"
The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?
The first airplane.
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
