Airplane jokes
My grandpa was in 9/11. He was the best pilot.
Roses are red, violets are violets, my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good pilot.
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."
I would like to remind all passengers that this is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit, where we've opened a window.
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.
Trump: "I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."
Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"
Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."
Pilot: "Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"
Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Viggie tickles.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
I see all these 9/11 jokes, and I’m disgusted. I personally won’t make a 9/11 joke because they have a tendency to crash and burn.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.