Airplane jokes
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?
The first airplane.
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: The 9/11 victims. They went through 20 stories in seconds.
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.