Agriculture jokes
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
I am mis-steak.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
What do you call a cow that sleeps?
A bulldozer! 🐄💤