Agriculture jokes
I am mis-steak.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.