Agriculture jokes
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
I am mis-steak.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! Hahahahahaha!
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
Why would a man spend his whole career at a barn?
Because it's stable.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?