Agriculture jokes
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
I am mis-steak.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field. Okay, I'll admit it's corny.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
What do you call a cow that sleeps?
A bulldozer! 🐄💤
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"