Agriculture jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
Why didn’t the grape 🍇 leave her family?
Because she loved raisin' kids!
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!