Agriculture jokes
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
I am mis-steak.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
How are orphans and apples different?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
My brother eats water from the pig factory at 1:00 a.m., and blames a deaf kid, so he ended up going to solitary.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
It looks like a runner bean, only smaller.
From the makers of Mangeone...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
What do you call a cow that sleeps?
A bulldozer! 🐄💤
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"