Agriculture jokes
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody likes that joke.
What do you call a cow with no leg?
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
Why did the farmer eat a fork?
'Cause he's a dumbass.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?
I yam.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Nobody, because chickens don't talk."