Agriculture jokes
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person: Why?
Me: Because he wanted to.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!
Farmer #2: EGGcellent!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
What did a fat cow give you?
Homework.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
What is it called when a cow sings? A lawsuit.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Disabled.
Knock knock.
"Cow goes."
No, silly, cows go moo!
What do cows eat for breakfast?? Steer cereal.
There are 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
A - 10
"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a gay cow? A gay cow.