Agriculture jokes
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Silly cows go moo!
What do you call a cow with no leg?
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!