Agriculture jokes
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."
What do you call a retarded cow?
Vegan (vegetable).
Your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet!
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
What do you call a cow with no leg?
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Silly cows go moo!