Agriculture jokes
What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?
Dead chicken and dead cow.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
What is the similarity between orphans and apples?
They both get thrown out.
How do you count cows with a cowculator?
What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing? Dead mooves.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.
I'm scared that it moves at night.
I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.
Rabbit poop is cereal.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! Hahahahahaha!
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.