Agriculture jokes
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He forgot his eggs.
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Disabled.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! XD
Memes
I had a job at a banana factory. I got fired because I threw away the bent ones.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!