Agriculture jokes
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He forgot his eggs.
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Disabled.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! XD
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
I had a job at a banana factory. I got fired because I threw away the bent ones.
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow who?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...