Agriculture jokes
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He forgot his eggs.
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Disabled.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! XD
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow who?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.