Agriculture jokes
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He forgot his eggs.
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Disabled.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! XD
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
I had a job at a banana factory. I got fired because I threw away the bent ones.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.