What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
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What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
Rabbit poop is cereal.
One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."
Bean.
