Agriculture jokes
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He forgot his eggs.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Disabled.
Memes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! XD
I had a job at a banana factory. I got fired because I threw away the bent ones.
The farmers were playing chess, and the winner shouted and said: "I killed your horse!"
The second quickly left, and when he returned he said: "We have poisoned all your cows!"
What do you call a donkey and a potato?
Assround
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.