Agriculture jokes
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?
You can’t milk a dead cow for 20 years.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
What goes moo? Cow.
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What is purple and whines when it’s squished?
A bunch of grapes! 🍇😂
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
Once my dad left to get milk, then I realized we own a cow.
What do cows call money?
Moola.
How do you keep a bull from charging?
You take its credit card away.
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
Two old Indian ladies out picking potatoes, one lady stops, staring at this huge potato, turning it round and round.
The other old lady says to her, "What are you doing?" She says, "These potatoes remind me of my husband's nuts."
She says, "Oh my, are they really that big?" She said, "No, they're that dirty. lololol"
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!