There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
Agriculture Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He forgot his eggs.
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Disabled.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! XD
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
