Agriculture jokes
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
Yo mama so fat, cow!
"You're fat as a cow."
"......."
"Nope."
What do you call a cow with no leg?
I hear Cornell produces very dedicated farmers; they’ll plow a field all night long no matter how much resistance she gives ’em.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher? An erection.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple actually got picked.
Did you hear about the tomato and the lettuce race?
Well, the lettuce was ahead, and the tomato was trying to ketchup!
Rabbit poop is cereal.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it!