Agriculture jokes
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a coffee bean grower?
De-calf!
A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, "Mom, why is my name Rose?"
The mom responded, "Well, you see, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second one asks her, "Then why is my name Daisy?"
The mom chuckled and simply replied with, "When you were born, Daisy petals fell on your head."
The last one said, "DUH DUR SURH!"
The mom said, "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!"
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
Memes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says, "Leave, motherfucker."
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean beef.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To wipe the chicken's ass!
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."