Agriculture jokes
A momma cow and three baby calves are on a farm. The first baby calf asks the momma cow, "Mom, why is my name Rose?"
The mom responded, "Well, you see, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second one asks her, "Then why is my name Daisy?"
The mom chuckled and simply replied with, "When you were born, Daisy petals fell on your head."
The last one said, "DUH DUR SURH!"
The mom said, "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!"
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
Memes
The only time that cows will make noise is when they are in the moooo-d.
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says, "Leave, motherfucker."
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To wipe the chicken's ass!
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."