There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
