Agriculture jokes
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
If a walnut is a nut on the wall, then what is a peanut?
What is a cow's favorite drink?
Mountain Moo!
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
"Nobody, because chickens don't talk."
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he was a cow-herd!
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow-moving business.
A farm full of cows were bombed, and only two survived. All of the udders died.
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?
My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
What do you call a cow who's personality is down to Earth?
Ground beef.
Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?
Because he kept on running out of the pen.
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.