Agriculture jokes
Beans
Ever had a migraine? Yeah, sorry that’s my fault. Couple years ago, all my grains got loose.
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
What do cows read? The moospaper!
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe... Breathe..."
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?
Because he kept on running out of the pen.
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon!
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn yards.
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?
Because they are full of ears!
Now that was a corny joke.
And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. The farmer says, "I milked your cow." The neighbor replies, "I have a bull, not a cow."
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Silly cows go moo!