Agriculture jokes
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.