Agriculture jokes
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
A cow in an earthquake is called a milkshake.
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
Idiot 1: Why are cows good in math?
Idiot 2: I don't know why.
Idiot 1: Because they have built-in cowculators!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"