Agriculture jokes
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
Abe vs The South
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!