What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Agriculture Jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
A cow in an earthquake is called a milkshake.
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow who?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
