Agriculture jokes
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
A cow in an earthquake is called a milkshake.
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow who?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
What happens when a cow farm gets destroyed, then built up again?
It'll be udder renovation!
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"