What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
One time, a cow saved my life.
It was bovine intervention.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?
Time to beet your maker.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
Corn and corn, where is popcorn?
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
