Agriculture jokes
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow who?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.