Agriculture jokes
Two cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! XD
What kinds of apples grow on trees?
All of them.
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
A scarecrow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
American: How do you use a PC?
Amish: We use a potato.
Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?
My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.