Agriculture jokes
One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow-moving business.
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
Two cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! XD
What kinds of apples grow on trees?
All of them.
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
A scarecrow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
American: How do you use a PC?
Amish: We use a potato.
Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?
My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.