Agriculture jokes
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow-moving business.
Wanna hear a joke about corn?
Never mind, it's too corny.
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
What do you call a cow that doesn't produce any milk? An udder failure.
Two cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! XD
What kinds of apples grow on trees?
All of them.
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
A scarecrow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.
American: How do you use a PC?
Amish: We use a potato.
Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?
My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!