Agriculture jokes
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin' the bars...
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow herd.
Why do cows have hooves?
Because they lactose!
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef.
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."
One time, a cow saved my life.
It was bovine intervention.