Q. What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A. The empty one!
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
An African man visits his friend in the US
“I just flew in yesterday” the African man says “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America” replied his friend.
“Joke?” The African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country”.
When a pregnant lady gives birth it looks like she is having an erection
Do You know when an African doesn't feel hungry? When he is is dead.
Only if africans knew about condoms so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of aids
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a mid life crisis
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
TV:Water found on Mars..... Mars:1 Africa:0
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A Watergun.
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed
Sing raindrops keep falling on my head
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books, Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A Water gun.
how do you get a party started in Africa
you put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS
