I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
What does the W stand for in Africa? Water. Too bad there’s no W in Africa.
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
When an African has a twin, your me??
you look like a cat
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The hunger games
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
