Africa jokes
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!
The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."
The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.
You know Africans don’t get seconds.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
An African man visits his friend in the US.
“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.
“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”
When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a midlife crisis.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.