When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a mid life crisis
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A Watergun.
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A Water gun.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
