Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
Only if Africans knew about condoms, so many mosquitoes wouldn't die of AIDS.
Why did the African 3 year old cry?
He was having a mid life crisis
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A Watergun.
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A Water gun.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
On Paxomedy channel, I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting.
I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dug down into the issue, it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock, and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch, and that was the beginning of their fight, and weird enough, the Cock won!
I went to congratulate the winner, but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus, but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa, and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldn't have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment, and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
