Y shouldn’t u play cards in Africa?
Cause there’s to many cheetahs 🐆
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
What happens when the twin towers breathe they collapse like a orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa
Why can't people in africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell . Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment ?
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16 , do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with Drink-water on his back annoying the hell out of the locals ?
Whybare there no pharmacies in Africa? Because you can't have medicine on a empty stomach.
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale the doctor said I want your weight and not phone number
how do you get a million fowlers you run through Africa with a bollet of water
If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitos could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS
If you really think about it every market in Africa is a black market
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat. She said nothing, so I took her to Africa
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa 🚮
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
How do you get a million fans? Just ran through Africa with a bottle of water.
scientist discovered water on mars, mars 1, africa 0
The W in Africa stand for water
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water
What do you call an African that is not hungry, dead
African Kid - "Mom can we have water?" Mum - "Sure it's in the house." African Kid - *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water* The fridge - ERROR 404 Water Not Found
