Africa jokes
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."