Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
What happens when the Twin Towers breathe? They collapse like an orphan with stage 4 cystic fibrosis who lives in the streets of Africa.
Why can't people in Africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach.
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
how do you get a million fowlers you run through Africa with a bollet of water
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.
She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
