Africa

Africa Jokes

African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"

Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."

African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*

The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found

Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.

Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!

Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?

A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.