Africa

Africa Jokes

Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!

Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?

Whats the difference betwee a pair of jeans and an african baby?

A pair of jeans only has 1 fly .

DH: I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat, she said nothing. So I brought her to Africa.

Dark..Humor :)

A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.

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