Africa

Africa jokes

I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.

She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.

What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.

African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"

Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."

African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*

The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found

Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.

If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.

My friend told me to name a country in Africa.

So I said, "Hungry."

Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!

I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.

Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?