Africa jokes
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.
She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
How do you get a million fans?
Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"
Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."
African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*
The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."