How do you get a million fans? Just ran through Africa with a bottle of water.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
What do you call an African that is not hungry, dead
African Kid: "Mom, can we have water?"
Mom: "Sure, it's in the house."
African Kid: *Goes to the fridge and opens the door searching for cold water*
The fridge: ERROR 404 Water Not Found
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
If only Africa had more mosquito nets, then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of AIDS.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
I got more followers than Charli, because I brought a bottle of filtered water and food through Africa.
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
Everything is now so expensive in Africa that witches don’t serve food in dreams again. Am I lying? Okay, when last did you eat in your dreams?
Imagine Africans during a solar eclipse...
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
