Africa jokes
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Where did the chef put the disease?
In Ebola.
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.
Kenya believe it?
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
Abdi and Tunde are real.
It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
If you have sex and your African parents find out,
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."
Black people run fast.
what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village.
What?
Eed?
Water?
The "W" in African stands for water.
What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
What does a South African Batman wear? A cape.
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