Africa jokes

I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.

All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!

Yes.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?

He always needs a hand.

I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.

Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!

I get more care packages than Africa.

Me: Have you ever tried African food?

You: No.

Me: They haven't either.

Hello, Brudas, my name Badabeeyeabolamazoqanba. I, forty-eight-year man from Somalia. Sorry for bad England. I sold my wife for internet connect, and I am level thirteen in Roblacks. If you want to get batter in Roblacks, contact me at Gmail@borakoobama. Send me your bank account information and password. Than I well give you all the cotton you desire. Sorry for bad spelling. I kindergarden dropout.

Lil Johnny looked a lil bonny, but then when he saw Tommy, he decided to bomb me.

Lachlan

Charlotte looks like a sperm.

What’s brown?

Idk.

What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?

Ur mom, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I have no friends :'(

Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.

Fuck you people who made those jokes! (but some were funny but the starving one is messed up!)

Why are some people African?

Because genes, you dummy!

Lol.