What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
I get more care packages than Africa.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
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Lil Johnny looked a lil bonny, but then when he saw Tommy, he decided to bomb me.
Lachlan
Charlotte looks like a sperm.
What’s brown?
Idk.
what do you call a person with a a in there in autisim
ur mom ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i have no friends :'(
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
Fuck you people who made those jokes! (but some were funny but the starving one is messed up!)
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
Lol.
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.
I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
Wanna hear a dry joke? A desert.
