Africa jokes
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
Fuck you people who made those jokes! (but some were funny but the starving one is messed up!)
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
Lol.
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.
I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
Wanna hear a dry joke? A desert.
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.
Marciukas climbing ranked ladder su dravenu 8 sezone XDD.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.
What do you call a Twinkie with two pairs of pants?
Double trousers.
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Your mom... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.