Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.
Marciukas climbing ranked ladder su dravenu 8 sezone XDD.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.
What do you call a Twinkie with two pairs of pants?
Double trousers.
whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick
your mom... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
York High School is the best school ever!
Peter B is homogay.
Gay
you.
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
My life.
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
