Africa jokes
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.
I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
Wanna hear a dry joke? A desert.
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.
Marciukas climbing ranked ladder su dravenu 8 sezone XDD.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
A pornstar committed suicide; her coworkers must be taking it hard.
What do you call a Twinkie with two pairs of pants?
Double trousers.
What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Your mom... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A Labracadabrador.
York High School is the best school ever!
Peter B is homogay.
Gay.