Africa

Africa jokes

Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?

Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.

A FedEx plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa, but the cargo door wasn't shut properly, and only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?

Time's up! You took too long; you only had 4 seconds to answer it.

How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?

Open the fridge, put the elephant in, and close the door.

How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?

Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.

How did she survive?

Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off, but she was rescued 8 minutes later.

What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?

One has water; the other one doesn’t.

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  • How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?

    Run through Africa with a bottle of water.

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  • Would you like a piece of Africa?

    Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.