Africa Jokes

A FedEx plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa, but the cargo door wasn't shut properly, and only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?

Time's up! You took too long; you only had 4 seconds to answer it.

How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?

Open the fridge, put the elephant in, and close the door.

How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?

Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.

How did she survive?

Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off, but she was rescued 8 minutes later.

Who discovered Africa? Africos Nandos.

Which country is next to the USA? USB.

"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."

What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?

One has water; the other one doesn’t.

Africa.

How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?

Run through Africa with a bottle of water.

Where did the chef put the disease?

In Ebola.

Would you like a piece of Africa?

Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.

What is a chicken's favorite day of the week? Fri-day.

Kenya believe it?

Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.

*Takes huge bite of air.*

Abdi and Tunde are real.

It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.

What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.

If you have sex and your African parents find out,

“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else."

Black people run fast.

what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village.

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