Aed jokes
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
How can Batman defeat the Joker? A: With a handful of sleeping pills.
What is the most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
What's the difference between a sidewalk, a drug dealer, and a prostitute?
A: A sidewalk's crack doesn't leave an odor!
I wanted to make a joke about dandruff.
People are still scratching their heads over it.
So, I was at the gas station drinking a Slurpee when I heard an old lady start talking to me. She says, "Hey, can you check my balance?" so she could buy a chocolate bar.
So, I pushed her over and said, "Not much."
A girl kept looking through the window whilst the boys got changed!
I, as a boy, was getting annoyed, so I found an interesting magazine in the corner. So, what did I do? Reload and fire!
What’s the difference between my sister-in-law and a driveway?
I pull out of the driveway.
What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?
"Good Lord, this is fun!"
Q. What's the difference between a baby and a bale of straw?
A. I got arrested last time I speared a baby with a pitchfork.
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
How does a blind person wipe their ass?
With braille toilet paper.
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.