Aed jokes
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
What's red, small, wet, and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Grandpa's last words: "Why do you have a chainsaw?"
Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?
A: Duhhh!
Comment: Then solve it!
Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute (C), delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Isn’t this card just great?(if I revamp it I’m gonna make it more pathetic lmao)
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
What did a
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
Stan Lee walked into a school one day.
Just kidding, he's fuckin dead :(
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
Princess Peach is a BUM!
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.