Aed jokes
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.