Aed jokes
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?
Both are not a lamp.
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.
You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant!
Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing and she said moving.
What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
A boy and girl are fucking. The girl yells "Senpai!" The boy smiles, pleased, but then her father walks in and says "What?"
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
Why did the butt let out a fart?
Answer: To wipe out humanity!
Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
What is a suicidal horny person's job?
A butcher.
What do you call a Mexican Transformer? Optimus Juan!