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Orphan

    • There was an orphan once, and someone knocks on his door and said, "Hello, son, come and hug me." But the orphan says, "Excuse me, who are you?" and the guy says, "You don't remember me? I'm your dad." And then the orphan says, "Fine then, if you're really my dad, come inside and let me ask you some questions." And the man says, "OK then, but I am really your dad." Then the orphan asked some questions to the man, and the man gets some of them right, so the orphan believes that the man is his dad. And then the orphan says, "You really are my dad?" and then he shows his dad his house, and the orphan has a roommate, and the dad and the orphan finally get to the bedroom, and then the dad knocks out the orphan, and then the dad starts to have something with the orphan/son, and the roommate hears weird noises in the orphan's/son's room, and he walks in and sees them having sex, and the roommate records it but then kicks the dad out of the house, and then the roommate shares the video to the orphan's school chat, and then the next day the dad gets arrested because he was actually a gay nonce, and everybody at the orphan's school calls him gay, but he really isn't, but since he was mad and disgusted, he pulled an AK47 out of his bag and kills everybody in the school and was never seen again.

    Btw this is a joke so don't take it seriously.

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    • Dollar

    • Chuck Norris gets paid $2 million a month training Bear Grylls how to survive in the “harshest conditions on earth.”

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    • Mouse

    • When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."

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    • Baby

    • What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?

    They both make noise when you throw them.

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    • Dwarf

    • Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.

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    • Mom

    • Mom: That's why your dad left you.

    Me: Why?

    Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.

    Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!

    Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!

    (This actually did happen in real life.)

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    • Self Harm

    • Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.

    Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.

    I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...

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