Aed jokes
My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
My life is a joke.
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?
I did a walk today, but it was good for Tyler. I was just trying to have a good time to sleep good. I got yyy night and a night.
What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.
"Eeee, is a time for a tree night out to a tree. 🌲 I can fly to the earth day to day day one night type and a walk in and a tree."
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
I did have a good time today, I did.
I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said, "You've got to be yolking me!"
Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.
China is a place. I once went to Buckingham Palace.
Once a knight was called a "kuhnigitt," that's because he was one!
A family had a very disobedient dog. It would bite the children’s hands when they pet the animal, the dog would piss on everything, and it would chew their shoes. This is why it was adopted.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought weed to the highway. Then she realized, "I'm not stupid, I was just high as a bitch." She just got fucked so hard by her man, she thought she was high.
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
"Break me a piece of that Kit Kat bar."
Up your butt with a coconut!
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!