Aed jokes
"Hey man, what's that, a dynamite you have in your hand? Ok, well hold it over. I'll give it right back."
"Oh no, I won't!"
"Oh yes, you will!"
"Oh, I won't!"
"Oh yes, you will!"
"Ok fine, then you take it or I'll blow our your butt before it farts."
This one butt cheek said to the other one, "It's really personal, but it's okay, I'll tell you." It said, "Hey, let's go to my crib so we can smoke a little joint, watch a movie, and go upstairs in the room and get down."
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!
(I am still a single young virgin.)
A Mexican is drunk and he has a passenger in the car, and the passenger asked, "Where are we going?"
The Mexican says, "I'm not driving, the drunk guy is."
Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg":
"I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing without a few ice Bergs."
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.
Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!
If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
My wife left me yesterday.
I haven't talked to the kids in a year.
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
I don't have a joke about Christianity.
I don't want to get crucified.
Person A: Where do you come from?
Person B: Liberia.
Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?
If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?
"This taste a little funny."
Have a sink in your house? Eat it.
Have a mouse in your house? Kill it.
Have a child in your house? MICROWAVE IT.
...just kidding. Now watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
When a lady gets married, what does she borrow?
She borrows her husband's last name.