Aed jokes
Do you want to hear a dark joke? Let me turn the lights off.
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."
"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"
You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio
Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.
I asked my sister to get me a cup of fruit punch. I realized she was taking a bit so I walk to the kitchen and noticed that she spilled it on herself. I asked her, "How did you do that?" but there was no response.
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house?
Moo mooo moooooooo (screaming)!
What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can walk and a house can walk to a tree, walk home, walk, walk, and walk, walk.
A person walks into the bar and said, "Hey barman, get my son a drink and tell him his dad is dead."
Who said that?
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
Ah, son of a bitch, I got the truth stuck on my shoe?!?!
The truth: Breast feeding is like having long sex with your baby. God dammit, I hate the truth!
What did the cancer doctor say?
You just got a new Christmas present—cancer!
Did Jesus die a virgin?
No... He got nailed! 😅
Orphan joke protest! Orphans are nice and kind, so stop joking about them!
Sign a comment and put me or anything else to protest about!
Good luck, Jake.
"Akeld" sounds like a 56-year-old man just picking on kids for no reason. I say, get a life!
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?
The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
This isn't a joke, but in some countries, children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated.