Aed jokes
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”
What's the difference between a gun and a penis?
The American government does not define you as having the constitutional right to a penis.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
Q: You know what's morbid at a storage sale?
A: They give you more bids.
Le start of a wonderful relationship!!!!!
A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚⁉️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.
Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
Do you ever look at someone and think, "You must have been conceived at a family reunion"?
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
What do you call a dog wearing a beret?
Smeargle!
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
I'm inventing a new glue and calling it "Six Seven"... it's a chemical brainrott.
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.
Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.