Aed jokes
Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
Steven Hawking's Sesh Cave, entry 50p, guaranteed Budweiser and ecstasy. Maybe a gram of heroin. You'll most likely see a mental 90-year-old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
Hollow Knight Meme
What do you call a grey, fat, and very old unicorn?
A rhino.
I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
What do you call a homosexual in a coma?
A fruit and a vegetable!
How do you call somebody who has bought a Corona?
A Cor-owner.
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
Stephanie has a magic.
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
I had to get my dog. Is it a tree? Was your time and I had fun today after dinner. I had...
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
Your mum is so fat, she gets hit by a parked car!
The other day I lost all my crayons.
I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.