Aed jokes
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
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(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.
What do you call nuts on a chin?
My penis in your mouth.
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
If your name is Caleb or Connor, you have a problem.
Like if you are a simp.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
I'm a gay.
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
Your mum's so dumb, she thought Pornhub was a corn hub!
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.