Aed jokes
That is a "Penny-Farthing" bicycle. Dimes if you feed it beans.
How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
SHrek
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
"I'm a Cheetah!"
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
A gay wizard went to a bar and disappeared with a poof!
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
Saturn was so loved, someone put a ring on him.
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
One time, I took my wife to the doctors. My wife had a severe migraine and needed a medic. I waited for about 10 minutes.
The doctor walked out with my wife in a wheelchair. "Due to your wife's broken hip, she may never walk again," said the doctor. "She had a migraine," I said. "Oh, we know," said the doctor.
What do you call a racist community? America.
Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...
I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.