Aed jokes
Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.
Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.
Boy: ...
Boy: Get the hell out!
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
SHrek
We are having a sleepover and we are being as quiet as possible.
Addison: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THOSE ARE GREAT JOKES!!!
Layne: IKR
Mom: SHUT UP, YOUR BROTHER IS TRYING TO SLEEP.
Addison: ok fine.
Layne: Look at this joke.
Addison: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
*Addison and Layne continue laughing really loudly*
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅?
Time to walk with your dog 🐶!
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
Jeffy: I need a new butt. My old one has a crack in it.
If you give this a thumbs down, you're gay. If you give it a thumbs up, you're straight.
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
A dwarf walks into a bar.
He asks for a shot of whiskey. The bartender gives him the 🥃, and it turns into a gallon of whiskey. The bartender sees this and takes it back, and it turns back into a shot of whiskey.
I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch?!”
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"