Aed jokes

Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D

Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?

A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.

If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.

When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.

When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.

Why did the man fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.

Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.

A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"

Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."

The player says, "Oh, good for you!"

What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?

A Royale with cancer.

Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!

What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't own a Ferrari.

What's the definition of disappointment?

Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.

Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?

A: What.

I have a really good joke.

Do you want to hear it?

Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.

What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!

I had a good night, and I love it when you get a good walk and you get to.

What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?

What brings kids to school every day?

A school bus 🚌.

Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.

Friend: You have to be able to stand up.

There was a woman sitting with me.

I had to leave until she pointed at something—it was my butt.

I was confused until it was her turn for truth or dare.