Aed jokes

What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."

A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.

The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."

Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.

If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.

How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?

A: Snowballs.

So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

What do you call a legless table? Nothing.

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?

Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?

Kid: A garden?

Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?

If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.

Quote of the day:

A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.

Chao!!!

What’s a witch’s favorite makeup?

Ma-SCARE-a!

This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"

You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.

Because it’s empty inside.

Who were the people that survived 9/11?

The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.

I have a joke about lazy people!

Actually... forget it... it won't work.

What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?

They're both fat.