Aed jokes
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
Think like a proton--stay positive!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy?
A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
I did a good job of being home from school.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.