Aed jokes
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
I met a gay guy last night.
Man, was he a pain in the ass.
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.