Aed jokes

What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?

They're both fat.

How do fuck a really fat chick?

Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?

He was a brave sucker.

Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.

When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"

"What?"

"They both get thrown out."

Why do orphans love foster homes?

Because they actually have a home.

I walk up to a kid. I ask where his parents are, and he started crying. Then I walked out of the orphanage.

What's a ghost's favorite food?

I like some boo-ritos!

What's a dead person's favorite sentence?

"I made it."

What a day yesterday was! I got a promotion, and my sister's killer was hit by a bus. Now I'm in a cast!

How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.

So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.

Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.

What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?

Sit down comedy.

Yo mama so stupid, she spoke into a letter for voicemail.

What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?

A family.

What kind of cake can an orphan not have?

Homemade.

OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.

The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.

What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"