Aed jokes
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"
And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
I asked to borrow a book from the library. It was titled "Suicide in Ten Easy Steps." The cunt just stood and said, "Cheeky bastard, you won't bring it back!"
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Why did the old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream.
Captain America is a 106-year-old virgin.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
A man in Saudi Arabia was caught stealing hand sanitiser.
The silver lining for him is that he will not need hand sanitiser anymore!
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.