Aed jokes
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
Canada has free health care, here is a link to some Canada Facts! https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada
I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.
Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!
A goose with no beak, and you eat?
Goose beak salad, file! :)
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?
Now he's a bronze fish.
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
Me: "I came home laughing."
Parents: "What's wrong?"
Me: "The teacher asked everyone a question. Luckily, I was the only one who knew."
Parents: "Good for you, Johnny. What was the fantastic question your teacher gave everyone and only you knew?"
Me: "Well, it's kinda complicated, but here it goes."
Parents: "What is it?"
Me: "Who farted?"
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:
cabbage _50
Carrots-50
Cooking fat -100
Onions_20
Tomato-20
salt-10
Total=250
She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.
McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.
His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.