Aed jokes
When a woman decides to abort, it is called a decision, but when I run my truck into a playground of kids, it is called murder.
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
I went to a 90 minute prostitute once. She was a whore and a half, I tell ya!
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"
Teacher: Tell me a moral story.
Little Johnny: Once my grandfather was in WW2. He saw everyone praising to kill him. For example, we should sneak up and kill him. We get the helicopter above and shoot him from there. My grandfather heard this, he got his gun and shot them all.
Teacher: What is the moral even?
Little Johnny: Never plan to kill my grandfather.
I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.
My gardener found a dead body. Of the old gardener!
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
What makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common?
Not all are friends.
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
Ganesha is an elephant.
Hanuman is a monkey.
What makes a depressed kid happy? ..... A bridge.
Little Johnny was in class, and his teacher asked, "How many of you guys are Trump fans?" Since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands, well, except Little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "Why are you being different again, Johnny?" So Little Johnny says, "Well, because I'm a Democrat. My mom is a Democrat, and my dad is a Democrat, so I'm a Democrat!" So then the teacher responds with, "Well, what if your mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?" Well, Little Johnny says, "A Trump fan!"
My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.