Aed jokes
Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
I was digging in a garden once and found a chest full of gold. I wanted to show my wife, but then I thought about why I was digging in the first place.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
Dwarfism is a growing problem.
Kidding, that’s not funny. My friend died of dwarfism.
He jumped off a curb stone.
I think about my life, and then I think about death. I prefer death. If you ask me, life is just a time when you die. Basically, death is life, meaningless 0-0.
"Piggy killed you with a bat because he is fat 0-0."
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Can I get a Hoyah?
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."
Why are bees' hair always sticky?
Because they use a honeycomb...
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."