Aed jokes

A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"

Your forehead is so big, a whole jungle grew on it.

Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.

Talking about planets with my nephew.

He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.

I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.

Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!

I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.

Having sex in the woods and a deer walks up and fucks you from the back.

What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.

I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.

I went to the principal's office because I gave a deaf kid ear pods for his birthday.

I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.

In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.

The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.

Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.

How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?

Tell him you don’t believe in dog.

What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?

"You're too young to smoke!"

That's not even a bad joke-