Aed jokes
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
Why does a cheetah cheat to always win?
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.
So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.
We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.
What was the last hat Princess Diana wore?
A bonnet.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
Roses are red, you have a nice lip, it would look better if it was on my tit.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!