Aed jokes
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: "Do you have chocolate filled ice cream?"
The man replies: "We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one?"
Johnny replies: "Sure."
After that, the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later, the man comes with an ice cream and Johnny's phone.
Johnny asks: "How much for the ice cream?"
The man replies: "Nothing, it's on the house."
After Johnny ate his delicious ice cream, he searched for his watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
If the sun had a kid, it would be like father, like sun. 🤓 😎
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?