Aed jokes

I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."

What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?

Finding out it was traced.

An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...

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The Demon when it gets summoned to earth only to find out it was a spelling mistake in Latin class. 😬

According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"

Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?

He doesn't have a motherland.

Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?

Teens: NO WAY!

Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!

Teens: O OK. 😤

A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."

Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?

A. Batman's parents.

What is a necrophile's least favorite game?

The Walking Dead.

I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.

My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"

So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."

What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.

I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.

When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science

What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?

Boi Ling.

Go on the quintillionaire morning routine now!

1. Wake up. 2. Take a shit. 3. Eat. 4. Get out of bed. 5. Have breakfast.

Why do American guns only have 30 bullets?

'Cause that's how many kids are in a class.

Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.