Aed jokes
The Good Old Days.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Princess Peach is a BUM!
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
What do ya call a group of emo kids hanging from a tree? Ornaments.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.
Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀