Aed jokes
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
Men and women are not equal, speaking biologically and mentally. I don't care what other feminists say. Men are naturally physically stronger, while women are more mentally stable (sometimes). The internet and the media will lie. You feminists say that you are stronger. Well, you wish. You can't hit a girl because she is more sensitive, but she says she is stronger. Like, what the hell?
We're not sexist men; you're sexist women. And BTW, you'll rot in hell for hating God's creation. And also, men were created before women. Search it up in the Bible or online.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.