Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
The Milk Run
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is all about a dude with such a receding hairline that his own father dips out to buy milk and ghosts him for years! Then, pops comes back just to roast him about his terrible hairline. You probably don't get it because you look in the mirror every morning and are sad.