Aed jokes
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
What were my final words to Putin before I put a bullet through his head?
Answer: Putin, put out!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
Delyla is a bitch.