Aed jokes
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
Fun Fact: Did you know JFK's brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine?
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
I'm worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!
Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.
Like if your best friend has a dog.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
What do you call a guy named Kaiden?
I don't know, lol.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.