Aed jokes
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.