Aed jokes
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
Hop in.
Two cats called "1,2,3" & "un, deux, trois" had a swimming race across the channel.
1,2,3 cat won because un, deux, trois cat sank!
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?
Chromozoned.
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
A very rich and famous comedian walked into a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him: - "This vodka isn't good enough for you." - "If it is good enough for you it is good enough for me!"
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?
4!
One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"
A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.
The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.