Aed jokes
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
A man and a woman get married. The woman was a retired hooker. The man was a poet.
The man said as they did 69, "You taste better than my most delicious gourmet meal." The woman said, "Well, you aren’t too bad either, but the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was Harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop." They got divorced that night.
Hogwarts is making a new condom. It's called "fetus deletus."
Why is 7 afraid of 6?
Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.
Q: What do priests have in common with McDonald's?
A: They both put their meat in 13-year-old buns.
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
If the broccoli said, "I look like a tree," then what did the mushroom say?
"I look like an umbrella."
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.
Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole?
A: Hole-y shit!
I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.
What's black, white, and "read" all over?
A zebra after a lion is full.
Hello, Brudas, my name Badabeeyeabolamazoqanba. I, forty-eight-year man from Somalia. Sorry for bad England. I sold my wife for internet connect, and I am level thirteen in Roblacks. If you want to get batter in Roblacks, contact me at Gmail@borakoobama. Send me your bank account information and password. Than I well give you all the cotton you desire. Sorry for bad spelling. I kindergarden dropout.
Q: What's the difference between an egg and me?
A: An egg gets laid.
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla